An Adult’s Routine #1

[Verbatim                         20/04/26]

Well I wake up

and when I’m in bed

I do my stretches um I er

and particularly my feet er

which hurt

and one of them

will click my right foot

and then er

I’ll er I’ll

swing out of bed and er

play with the dog

pat the dog er

make a fuss of her er

and then I’ll

open the shutters um

and if it looks like it’s warm

I’ll open the window er

and then you know

open all the shutters um

and then I’ll go

to the toilet and er um

then back

to where the kitchen is

and I will er get um

get er dog food

and if I’m

making sandwiches for work

I’ll get well

all that stuff out

and leave the dog food

on the side for the dog

and then I will um

then I’ll

make me sandwiches

I tend to make them first thing er

and er put that into it’s like

a greaseproof paper er

and then

sort of put them in rubber band

put them away and maybe er

if I’m I’ll have a cup a tea and that

I’ll I’ll er do the

do the flask

I’ll take a flask to work

so I have a big flask of tea

and I’ll do that and

then I’ll do my exercises

at the sort of kitchen side and

some squats

and some lunges

that sort of thing

just gotta loosen me me legs up

and me knees in particularly

which ache

and then er

I will then I’ll feed the dog er

I’ll give her the er

biscuit and um the wet food

and then while she’s doing that

I’ll go

and do what they call a plank

so I’ll go and do er

90 seconds of kind of holding

into that sort of

line position

that sort of position

you know

on the floor there

so sort of straight out er

I’ll do that and then er

by this time she’s finished

if I don’t do it before

then she will come

and start licking me head

and it’s obviously

she smells of dog food

which isn’t nice but anyway er

so there we and

then that’s then

that’s that and then um

and then I will go to

probably

go to have a shower then

er and then I will after that

I’ve got dressed.

I’ll then I’ll then er

I’ll take the dog out um er

and we’ll just go around and block

and she’ll get done

and what not

and then er

when we come back

I can I if it needs seeing

I’ll probably

empty the dishwasher

or whatever er

just clean the side

ready for the rest of the family er

and then I’ll go probably

generally aI’m out the house

for about summit

7 o’clock maybe a bit before

and that’s more or less

so that’s

what I do in the morning.

[recorded 11:02 on 20/04/26

running time 02:32.40]